Friday, November 20, 2009

ADIDAS

I was searching for something to watch last night when I scanned to HBO. I saw Katie Morgan's Sex Quiz - I remembered her from Kevin Smith's Zack & Miri make a porno - so, I thought I'd give her a shot ( a watched it and didn't make a cumshot.). I concluded that this wasn't bad - sure, her nudity drew me in but the show was informative and she was pretty funny (tee-hee-hee). So this morning, it struck me why in a country where the news reports murder, drug crimes and deviancy that porn is hated with such fervor? Shit, we what reality TV possibly more than any other country - hell, we have other countries' reality TV.

So let me get this straight, we can watch pseudo-scripted aspects of what we are suppose to perceive is how regular people act - don't people fuck. Albeit, not the milkman or in the ass hardly enough. But pornography is vilified, where for the most part, for doing shit that we all think of – A-D-I-D-A-S bitches. I’d rather watch Cody Lane, Lacey Duvalle or Elena Heiress before watching Ray J, Tila Tequila or Bret Michaels hookup. Reality shows evoke sex, but it’s a tease – oh, what we can watch Big Brother after hours on Showtime. There’s that naughty sex and nudity again. Here's how porn is more responsible thus better than reality TV - most people who watch porn know that this shit will not likely happen to them ever!!!! However, reality TV tries so hard and achieves with some people evoke realness and people aspire to be on TV - being a reality star seems to be one of the easier ways to do it. Most dudes can't go into porn because they won't meet either stamina or size requirements - and chicks won't do it because they may be turned off to filming sexy or some of the sexual situations. However, if College Hill is coming to yer local campus, fuckers are lined up to be on TV - to show how "real" they are. (Nell Carter style) Give me a motherfucking break.

People get over yerself, porn isn’t that bad – sure there are scenes from “Big Wet Butts” but who doesn’t like a big wet butt. There’s no need to shame someone interested in creampies – its content – the same as watching a very cheesy movie with a formulaic plot, Also, why is any movie that relies on a certain plot elements described as porn? Check it – Precious and 2012 have been described as “poverty porn” and “disaster porn” respectively – I’ve not seen either movie so I hope the writers & critics are just using the term “porn” – I have no interest in seeing Mo-Nique getting railed or John Cusack ( he’s gotta porn name – John CuSACK or John Hughsack, lol) getting blown.

It was said that “a picture is worth a 1000 words” so how much is a moving picture worth? How much would that moving picture be worth if the picture was of a gangbang (blacks on blonds, anyone) ? I guess my point is – people always want to tell others how to live their lives – don’t watch porn, don’t drink, etc. But its your life to live so watch as much 40oz bounce as you want and don’t feel ashamed – its all natural and all sexy. (lol)

excuse any errors - no time to edit

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