3 Random Thoughts

Hey there folks, I know its been a while so here's an update on some things:

1. Robcast - I am currently working on some topics for a slew of new podcasts. I am eager to complete number 20 - I hate odd numbers and my birthday is on the 20th. That number holds some reverence with me. Futhermore, my fucking computer is down and my CBS relationship has been stagnant - so the 2 options for recording a Robcast has been compromised. So please be patient - all 5 of you listeners- Robcast will return.

2. Recently I went to Macy's with Tee. She was buying dress shoes for a dinner at Fogo De Chao. We got meat drunk later, however the women's shoe section in Macy, and possibly all malls, is a clusterfuck. Two of my Lesbian sisters were returning a bunch of shit after a sale - "why not at customer service" is what I thought and an old woman was complaining about her bill. A line began to form behind them. We waited for about an hour total - while looking for shoes and shit. There was a dude who looked like Lester from 227 buying shoes - a bit suspect but who knows. Eventually we were asked to go a shorter line in another part of the store and I was relieved. I will never go to Macy's again - there's no fat guy stuff ( which I relearn everytime I visit) and they didn't have the Polo accessories I wanted, so nothing for Rob) and the wait for some fucking shoes as painstaking and amusing.

3. Lastly, speaking of Macy's. All of these broads who work there are trying to look like models or something - they were likely fashion majors in college or wear Couture. Fuck you. I hate that shit - "baby, that makeup and Dereon won't help you." I think that shit is a front - who are you tryna look good for. Don't get me wrong, I think everyone should look nice but these chicks went overboard - preening and shit. Seriously, get overyerselves. These were the chicks who wouldn't give me or my friends the time of day in school - but would need us to help them study because they were too busy clubbing or getting drilled by the star Quarterback.

Catharsis at its best I guess. Until next time and hopefully, its not 5 months

Watkins out!!!